Call me Ishmael

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Whoa, you bothered to read this so you must actually be curious. I'm Kyle and I'm 16. If you need to know anything else I'm sure it's on my blog somewhere or you could send me an ask.

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels)

thatmetticguy:

actually the funniest fucking joke in the history of TF2

A Game Grumps episode in which Jon and Dan just sit down and play for a bit.

efsie:

"Homestuck is ending"

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"Paradox Space"

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davyjr:

23pairsofchromosomes:

Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plantA micro-crack in steel

A micro-crack in steelHousehold dust

Household dustNeedle and thread

Needle and threadE.coli bacteria on lettuce

E.coli bacteria on lettuce

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)A moth wing

A moth wingLeaf of a Virginia spiderwort

Leaf of a Virginia spiderwortMarijuana

Marijuanashark skin

Shark skin

wooooah

thelittlestmonster:

Look what I found in my Ocarina of Time walk through book.

"A young man of your age-"

fiddlekid:

gigglesanddreams:

9 frames that completely sum up the entire show.

I watch this show for these moments

(Source: stannisbaratheon)

crispychocolate:

legendofsherlockgnomes:

germanyxthe-world:

worms-in-space:

p33p:

ITS A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A FUCKING CAKE

please lay this image on my grave

oh my fucking god

ERIDANS FUCKING FACE

my life is complete

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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airbenderedacted:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

narwhalgiggles:

otterofspook:

lets nominate her for an actress award omfg

that escalated quickly…

She needs to be the lead in that movie Tumblr wants to make of Samuel L. Jackson narrating a little girl’s inner thoughts.

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(Source: landorus)

sparkydapenguin:

Can we talk about Flula’s hashtag game?

(Source: waiting-to-sleep)

439,630 plays

5ubway:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THEY FOUND IT

AFTER 10 YEARS THEY FOUND THE HD VERISON OF THIS SONG

liquidlyrium:

sewthoughtful:

jedibusiness:

Sworn enemies.

please make cartoons like this again

Love this show

(Source: heckboy)

l0kasenna:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

castielismycherrypie:

ah-shiyt:

grimbarke:

sangcoon:

im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg

based off this prompt that was sent to me by zackdoesart

But what if

THIS FUCKING POST

I AM FUCKING SOBBING

It hurt. And then I reread it, and realized it was from the dog’s point of view. And now it hurts even more.